Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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