no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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