They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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