I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Boobs are out for the taking
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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