Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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