She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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