Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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