You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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