No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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