Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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