I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
that is very illegal...i love you.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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