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(206): View more from Washington

Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

(301): View more from Maryland

Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.

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(406): View more from Montana

i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.

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(509): View more from Washington

You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?

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