My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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