My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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