A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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