I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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