I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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