forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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