I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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