I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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