where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
