Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
