whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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