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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just high enough for therapy.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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