You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I could fuck to npr.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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