I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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