i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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