My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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