So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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