bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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