So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she smelled like a LAN party
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The air was thick with penises
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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