Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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