ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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