I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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