I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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