went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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