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(586): View more from Michigan

You're so nebulous sometimes

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(703): View more from Virginia

Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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(862): View more from New Jersey

you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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(713): View more from Texas

I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June

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(831): View more from California

I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.

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(585): View more from New York

I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.

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