i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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