There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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