i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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