I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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