Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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