sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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