Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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