i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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