His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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