i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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