If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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