the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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