You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize