Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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