I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
