Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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