I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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